Tuesday 15 July 2008

GUARD TAKING FAIL!


Graeme Swann thought it'd run down to the 3rd man boundary. The ball had other ideas, such as getting jiggy with the leg stump. Someone must have moved the stumps TWO FEET TO THE LEFT. There's no way someone of his calibre would screw up so badly. Unless...

A certain elegant lady female blogger on Cricket With Balls has already accused Swanny of match fixing, so clearly his international career is as good as over...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

*kicks Spig in the cyber balls for even suggesting Swann is not a paragon of perfection*

but hahahahahahahaha to Swann's horrified face as the bail floated away....

Spigot said...

My lady wife and you clearly have exceptionally different views of just about every cricketer in the land it seems.

Anonymous said...

This post landed in my inbox today as I have a google alert set up in order that I don't miss anyone dissing the delightful Swann.

I've put out the word out, Spigot - expect the Swannettes to beat a path to your door and punch you repeatedly until your chin has swollen so much that you resemble the lantern jawed cricketing legend.

AwayWithTheFairies said...

*forms the Anti-Swanettes, committee of one.

He's a munter!

Anonymous said...

We don't worship the Swann for his chiselled good looks (well not until we've been on the gin, anyway). We love his wit, his repartee, his self-deprecation, and most of all the fact that come the Stanford match he may possibly be loaded.