Sunday, 13 July 2008

What's Graeme Smiths problem?

Any clues? After a having a nice long long time to get to grips with Vettori, McCullum and Oram, the wife was going along nicely. But now they've only gone and deserted her the bastards, so she needs to received wisdom, quick. We've covered Amla and the use of "beard" as a verb. Just got the rest of the squad to cover now...

Little help, please?

For starters, she knows she hates Smith quite a lot already, but just doesn't know why.

Other than the face.

Of course.

7 comments:

Ceci said...

Sadly I am no use in the Biffa hating stakes, for I am in thrall to his dimple. No lovely Vettoris or Orams in the Saffers - can only suggest Mrs Spig looks fondly on ABdV and reads http://tinyurl.com/5avxaq
- Biff's diary for 2007including the terrible fate of ABdV's toy dragon.

Jrod said...

You know who smith doesn't remind me of...

Do you like to fight injustice?

Yes, that is truly an exceptional quality you have.

Please sign the Save our Bill Lawry petition to keep the Corporate vultures from ending the career of our favourite excitable one.

Think of the children.

Spigot said...

hehe, spammers!

And the honorable ladies response to looking at ABdV fondly was, and I quote...

"ABdeV looks like the village idiot."

Miriam said...

What does she think of Morne Morkel?

MrsSpigot said...

well....it's a face for radio, no?

Miriam said...

It's a face for avoiding eye contact with on public transport.

MrsSpigot said...

Well, yes, he does rather look like he should be serving time. For common assault.