Sunday, 15 June 2008

The abridged version: duck

A recent investigation by the UK government ECB and the Metropolitan Police those old farts with the red and yellow ties into knife crime batting helmets within the young male [cricketing] community has shown that your are statistically more likely to be involved in serious incidents if you elect to carry a knife wear a helmet in the first instance. Indeed, as widely reported in the media sub-par cricket blogs prior to its publication, the report goes so far as to highlight the fact that you are more likely to be wounded by your own knife helmet than that of one carried by an assailant Jimmy Anderson.

The full text of the report can be found here.

4 comments:

Ceci said...

Straight from the horse's mouth that one Spig

Miriam said...

How do you do the strike-through font?

Spigot said...

Mims, that's the s html tag. http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_strike.asp

Miriam said...

Thank you; have already used it! And to think I was once terrified of html.